It's Joke Time!

Most of the people who know me describe me as a funny guy. They are not surprised when I crack a joke, give witty remarks or make funny comments. In fact, I think that they expect me to do those things.

Basically, I can say that I have a good sense of humor. My friends say that when it comes to teasing or doing or saying something funny, my mind works really fast. This characteristic of mine may be attributed to genes (inherited from my father, who is also known to give witty remarks, especially to my mother, haha) . But I think this was also developed.

When I was a child, I started small, haha. I was exposed to funny situations and also different jokes. And these jokes from my childhood are  what I wanted to share. I think that most of these are already known by many. Here they are.

Note: These jokes are usually in Tagalog. I'll translate it to English if it can be translated without loosing its humor.



###Translation to Tagalog###Pagsasalin sa Tagalog###

Maraming nagsasabi na ako daw ay palabirong tao. Di na sila nagugulat kapag nagjo-joke ako, namimilosopo at nagpapatawa. Sa katotohanan nga eh tingin ko ay inaasahan na nilang gawen ko yun.

Sa madaling salita, meron daw akong good sense of humor. Sabi ng mga kaibigan ko, pagdating sa mga nakakatawang hirit o pang-aasar, mabilis daw ako mag-isip. Pagdating sa asaran, madalas eh ako yung may pinakahuling hirit. Siguro eh pwedeng sabihin na namana ko to (sa tatay ko na namimilosopo ren, lalo na sa nanay ko, haha!). Pero sa tingin ko eh na-develop ren ito.

Nung bata pa ako, maliit pa ako nun, haha. Na-expose na ako sa mga nakakatawang sitwasyon at sa mga iba't-ibang jokes. At yung mga jokes na ito mula sa aking pagkabata ang gusto kong ibahagi sa inyo. Siguro marami na rin ang naka-alam nito. Heto na sila.

Note: Sa Tagalog yung joke na ito. Isasalin ko sa English kung maaring masalin ng hindi nawawala yung joke.

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Joke 1.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Ako maba"
"Ako maba who?" (Read: Ako mabaho)

Joke 1, version 2
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Ako kune"
"Ako kune who?" (Read: Ako kuneho)

Joke 2
Sinong superhero ang tanga?
(Who is the stupid superhero?)
Si Superman, kase nag pantalon saka nag-brief.
(Superman, because he put on his pants first, then his brief)

Joke 2, continuation
Tanong: Sinong superhero ang mas tanga?
(Who is the more stupid superhero?)
Sagot: Si Batman, kase nag pantalon saka nag-brief, nag belt pa!
(Batman, because he put on his pants first, then his brief, then put on a belt too!)

Joke 3
Tanong: May isang puno, ano ang bunga?
Sagot: Mais
Explanation: Dapat basahin yung tanong na "Mais-ang puno, ano ang bunga?"

Joke 4
May sampung butiki sa kisame, nag-tumbling ang isa, ilan ang natira?
Wala.
Kase nagpalakpakan lahat kaya nahulog sila.
(There are ten lizards in the ceiling, one perform a hand flip, how many were left?
None.
Because the remaining clapped that is why they fell)

Joke 5
May sampung baboy sa kulungan, namatay ang isa, ilan ang natira?
Wala.
Kase nakipaglibing yung iba.
(There are ten pigs in the pen, one died, how many were left?
None.
Because the remaining went to the funeral)

Joke 6
May mag-asawa, si Sigerepit saka si Sigerepat.
Namatay si Sigerepat, sinong natira?
Sigerepit.
May mag-asawa, si Sigerepit saka si Sigerepat.
Namatay si Sigerepat, sinong natira?
Sigerepit.
May mag-asawa, si Sigerepit saka si Sigerepat.
Namatay si Sigerepat, sinong natira?
Sigerepit.
May mag-asawa, si Sigerepit saka si Sigerepat.
Namatay si Sigerepat, sinong natira?
Sigerepit.
Explanation. Tuwing sasabihin ang Sigerepit, iisipin ito na "Sige, repeat". Kaya paulit-ulit ang kwento.
(There was a couple, Sigerepit and Sigerepat.
Sigerepat died, who was left?
Sigerepit.
There was a couple, Sigerepit and Sigerepat.
Sigerepat died, who was left?
Sigerepit.
There was a couple, Sigerepit and Sigerepat.
Sigerepat died, who was left?
Sigerepit.
There was a couple, Sigerepit and Sigerepat.
Sigerepat died, who was left?
Sigerepit.
Explanation: Whenever Sigerepit is mentioned, it is interpreted as "Sige, repeat" or "OK, please repeat)


These jokes may be perceived as corny. But I don't care if these are not funny. I think that these should not be forgotten and should still be known by future generation. Care to share some jokes? Put it in the comment section.

###Translation to Tagalog###Pagsasalin sa Tagalog###

Ang mga jokes na ito eh maaaring sabihing corny. Pero wala akong paki-alam. Tingin ko eh ito yung mga jokes na hindi dapat makalimutan at dapat malaman pa ng mga darating na henerasyon. Ikaw, may mababahagi ka bang jokes? Palagay na lang sa comment.

###End of Translation###Katapusan ng pagsasalin###
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